We asked our Facebook fans to EITHER reimagine the Bigpipe logo OR tell us what the word in all caps was in a given Bigpipe blog post – with prizes going to the wittiest and most imaginative entry, as is Bigpipe custom. At stake was an Xbox One with a copy of Quantum Break, plus spot prizes! So here are the entries, grouped usefully into appropriate categories. Enjoy!
Gotta go faster than this if you want to win prizes!
Best Worst Entry
This is the saddest two-thirds of a motorbike we have ever seen, unless it was drawn by a six-year-old, in which case, reasonably good job, kid!
Whatever this… monstrosity is, it’s still a better story than the prequels.
When you die, you see The Ring
This will not win any prizes with us, but if you try getting it in a museum as contemporary art it’ll probably be worth a million bucks.
Biger Than You Imagining
We have a lot of questions about this entry. It looks like it’s been done on Photoshop, but why is the background showing a transparency pattern? Is it a screenshot? Why does Cap’s head have an italic “O” on it? And why does his shield have… beestings??
Category: I See What You Did There
Prince died! Sad! But Bigpipe was there so you could use the Internet to learn the news of his death! Yay?
He used to be an adventurer, then he took several arrows to the chest.
One does simply make a creative interpretation of the Bigpipe logo oh wait. Oh, yes, we see. Well done Boromir. Well done indeed.
Argh! Not the Bigpipes! Arrgh! Yarrrrgh!
Frodo! I mean, ARGH, KILL IT, KILL IT WITH FIRE!
Category: Honourable Mentions
Cold Darth Maul has lost his lightsabre.
The King of Winter is cool with Bigpipe. When the Dead take over Westeros, at least there’ll be speedy broadband!
Stings the nostrils.
That doesn’t make sense.
It’s a-me, Glados!
Mario meets Portal and hates it, apparently.
This is just flat out awesome. Well done you!
Oh, and we also gave a spot prize to this guy because it was the most original way anyone found of saying MODEM. Well done Slav! We wish your friend Bojan luck as he recovers from donut-inflicted diabeetus.
Check out all the entries below.