At Bigpipe, customers are love, customers are life. We want to share that love with the rest of the world, so we’re showing off a few of our amazing customers. The first of these stunning individuals is @VinLew.
Your Name Here: Vincent Rijlaarsdam
21 / Sometimes / Dunedin
Tell us a bit about yourself.
I’m flatting with four others, studying IT, and into the outdoors, sailing, and long romantic walks to the shower.
What do you do for a crust?
Isn’t it called the heel?
Well, technically, yes, but come on. Who even knows that?
What Bigpipe plan are you on?
The Gigatown one.
What attracted you to our Big Pipes?
Not needing to worry about flatmates maxing out the pipes with Netflix or Linux ISOs.
Ah, those bandwidth-hungry Linux ISOs. No worrying about them with Bigpipe! On that note, what’s the best thing about the Bigpipe service?
The customer service and dank memes.
What’s your favourite thing that you use your Bigpipes for?
Pretending to work on assignments, sending people gifs (with a soft ‘g’, like it should be).
It’s a hard G. Obviously. Look, no-one talks about “jifs”, unless they want to sound… Never mind. If Bigpipe were an animal, what would it be?
Bigpipe is the internet, and the internet is cats.
Fair emeowf. Favourite video game right now?
LOL no it’s not. What is the dankest meme?
Thanks mr skeltal! Next question: Would you rather fight 100 duck-sized men, or 1 man-sized duck?
Probably 100 men dressed as ducks.
Makes sense. Wait, no it doesn’t. OK. Tell us a joke.
Can I steal somebody else’s?
Ha, ha, that’s not a joke! Link us to your current favourite video (or thing) on the Internet
Hillary Clinton describing her legs.
What is your spirit animal?
Anything you’d like to add?
It’s 10. Thanks for playing, Vin! We wish you the very best bones and calcium.